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Trevor:
So what do you do if you get fleas?

Davina:
I scratch them myself.

Trevor:
What about the ones you can't reach?

Davina:
There is no part of the body that a cat cannot reach. That's how we keep ourselves so spotlessly clean. We are able to reach every square inch of our skin with our tongues.

Trevor:
Now... You know what I'm going to say next, don't you?

Davina:
[Wearily] Yes...

Trevor:
So there's not actually any need for me to say it, is there?

Davina:
No.

Trevor:
So you won't scratch me back then?

Davina:
No!

Trevor:
What's in the bag?

Davina:
F*** off!