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Hamish:
Where exactly *is* this itch?
Trevor:
How many times do I have to tell you, donkeyflaps? It's on my back!
Hamish:
Where?
Trevor:
Right in the middle.
Hamish:
Well, why don't you scratch it yourself?
Trevor:
I can't!
Hamish:
Why not?
Trevor:
Can't reach it.
Hamish:
Why not?
Trevor:
Me arms are too short.
Hamish:
Why?
Trevor:
Well, I don't know why! Maybe it's something to do with evolution and natural selection.
Hamish:
Oh, have you been watching Animal Planet again?
Trevor:
Look, my back is itchy, I can't reach it, will you scratch it for me?
Hamish:
F*** off and die!
Trevor:
You sadistic bastard!
Hamish:
Why don't you rub your back up and down against the window frame?
Trevor:
I tried that.
Hamish:
And what happened?
Trevor:
I fell out of the window.
Hamish:
What about using an abrasive object with something sharp and pointed at one end?
Trevor:
Brilliant idea! I'll use the parrot!
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