Pets2001

Hamish:
Oh! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god!

Trevor:
What's the matter?

Hamish:
What do you *think* is the matter?

Trevor:
Is it your arse thing, again?

Hamish:
No, it's not my "arse thing"!

Trevor:
Well, what is it, then?

Hamish:
Oh, let me think! What could it be? Oh, yes, that's it; I got the cat pregnant!

Trevor:
Oh, that! So you got some pox-ridden old slapper up the duff, so what?

Hamish:
"So what"? "So what"? So what the hell am I going to do?

Trevor:
Well, as I see it, you're facing a serious moral dilemma.

Hamish:
Moral dilemma?

Trevor:
Yeah. Should the cat have an abortion... Or should you wait until the kittens are born? And then drown them!

Hamish:
The parenting instinct isn't strong in you, is it, Trevor?