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JP:
So... What's it like being pregnant?

Davina:
Have you ever had a selection of plastic Pok?mon toys stuffed up your arse?

JP:
Well... Since you mentioned it...

Davina:
Okay! Bad example! But I mean that's what it's like being pregnant. It's uncomfortable, it's tiring... And worst of all your tits hurt like a bastard!

JP:
Would that be a permanent pain... Or more of an intermittent throbbing? Perhaps if I were to rub them gently that might help? Because it would certainly help me!

Davina:
Why are you so weird?

JP:
Have you got a nest yet?