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Hamish:
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Trevor:
Do you want a simple answer? Or a complex explanation?

Hamish:
I'll go for the latter.

Trevor:
What?

Hamish:
The second one!

Trevor:
Well, it depends largely on whether you're talking about an emotional love, based on an instant spiritual rapport with someone, or a good, hard shag with a stranger. The two have very different implications from an interpersonal perspective.

Hamish:
And the simple answer?

Trevor:
No, of course I don't f***ing believe in love at first sight!