Phil of the Future2004

Phil Diffy:
On Saturday, Keely went to the mall. Guess who went with her?

Owen:
[mocking cheerleader voice] Um, her bestest girlfriend "Phil"?

Phil Diffy:
Nope. Via. Then on Sunday she went to try this new highlight thing with her hair. Guess who went with her? Via! Then yesterday she spent three hours shopping for a sweater. Guess with who?

Owen:
Via?

Phil Diffy:
No. Her mom. But they met up with Via later and rented

[mocking voice]

Phil Diffy:
Lost Pony 2.

Owen:
[disappointed] That pony got lost again?

Owen:
Mm...

Phil Diffy:
I'm a genius.

Keely Teslow:
[Keely arrives and kisses Phil on the cheek, pleasantly surprising him.] That's for introducing me to Via.

Phil Diffy:
I get a kiss every time I introduce you to a girl.

[grabs random girl heading down the hallway]

Phil Diffy:
What's your name? Have you met Keely?