Phil of the Future2004

Phil Diffy:
[Phil is pacing up and down the bathroom door, waiting for Pim to leave the bathroom] Pim you've been in their for over an hour, now it's time to face facts; that thing in the mirror is you, get out of there and open the door!

Pim Diffy:
[Pim throws out a towel, a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap] Go nuts!

Phil Diffy:
Pim!

[starts to bang on the door]

Barbara Diffy:
Hey, are you two still fighting?

Phil Diffy:
Well she deliberately takes forever in there just to let me burst.

Barbara Diffy:
Phil honey, you've got to understand; Pim is a girl.

Phil Diffy:
All right for the sake of argument, let's pretend you're right.

Barbara Diffy:
Honey, she's trying to find her own look. [A sound of a saw comes from inside] Oh, she's experimenting with make up.

[A drilling sound comes from inside]

Barbara Diffy:
Even a blemish, it can be a big deal.

[There's an explosion from inside and Phil looks at his smiling mother, startled]

Barbara Diffy:
At her age, appearance is a priority.

Phil Diffy:
Well mother, I just drank a gallon of orange juice; I have my own priorities.

[He hands the things thrown out at him to Barbara]

Pim Diffy:
[Pim finally opens the door and walks out] Differently, achieving this level of coolness takes time.

[Shoves Phil in the shoulder. Phil sprints into the bathroom and closes the door, just as Barbara is about to hand the bathroom objects back to him.]