Being John Malkovich

Being John Malkovich1999

Director: Spike Jonze
Stars: John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, John Malkovich, Ned Bellamy
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 112 minutes

While too many movies suffer the fate of creative bankruptcy, Being John Malkovich is a refreshing study in contrast, so bracingly original that you'll want to send director Spike Jonze and screenwriter Charlie Kaufman a thank-you note for restoring… more »



Dr. Lester:
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.

Craig Schwartz:
Oh, no.

Dr. Lester:
If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.

Craig Schwartz:
I wasn't toying with her sir, I wouldn't - pardon me, how old are you, sir?

Dr. Lester:
105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes.

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