Phoenix Nights2001

[Max produces a package]

Paddy:
Have you done us a packed lunch?

Max:
Have I. [Opens package to reveal a gun]

Paddy:
What on earth is that?

Max:
That my friend, is a German Broomhandle Mauser.

Paddy:
I'm not using that...

Max:
Why, what's wrong with it?

Paddy:
It's an antique that's what it is.

Max:
Hey. It's not an antique. There's nothing wrong with that. It was my granddad's. He shot a German with this.

Paddy:
Was that in the Second World War?

Max:
No, it were in Benidorme. He had a row over a sun lounger.