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Police Squad!1982

Police Squad! is an American television comedy series broadcast on the ABC network in 1982, created by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker, and starring Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebin. A spoof of police procedurals, the series featured Zuck… more »



[Mrs. Burton starts crying over a failed ransom call trace]

Det. Frank Drebin:
Just relax. Everything's going to be all right.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Mrs. Burton, what did he say?

Mrs. Burton:
Just relax. Everything's going to be all right.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
No. The kidnapper.

Mrs. Burton:
He said he'll call us soon for the instructions for the money drop. And if we don't do what he says, he'll kill Terri. [cries on her husband's shoulder]

Mr. Burton:
Lt. Drebin, what do I do?

Det. Frank Drebin:
Well, as I understand it, you're in the textile business.

Mr. Burton:
I mean, I don't want the police involved in this.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Nah, we all got to work together to capture this kidnapper.

Mr. Burton:
I'll pay whatever ransom is necessary to get Terri back.

Det. Frank Drebin:
No, that would be giving into him. These people are emotionally unstable. Got a case like this, similar. Kidnappers cut the victim's ear off and send it to the family.

[Mrs. Burton shrieks in disgust]

Capt. Ed Hocken:
So, you see, you've got to let us help you.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Not the whole ear, of course. Just a peace of it.

[Mrs. Burton half sobs]

Capt. Ed Hocken:
And if this whole thing blows over, we'll return Terri's ear, if she's still alive.

[Mrs. Burton starts sobbing]

Det. Frank Drebin:
She's taking it hard.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Yeah. We'd better go, Frank. We'll leave Officer Nordberg here. If you need anything, just ask him.

Det. Frank Drebin:
We'll be in touch.

[they start walking out, and approach Nordberg]

Capt. Ed Hocken:
After we go, I want you to nose around.

Det. Frank Drebin:
And keep an eye out for the ear.

Norberg:
Yes, Sir. [goes up to Mrs. Burton who is just beginning to wind down] Don't you worry, Mrs. Burton. When Terri's ear comes, I'll handle it. [Mrs. Burton sobs again]

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