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Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I don't know what smells worse: that breakfast burrito or those nacho cheese corn nuts you used to eat.
Shawn Spencer:
Well, lets do a smell test. [Pulls out nacho cheese corn nuts] Here, close your eyes.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Dude, I demand to know what's going on with you.
Shawn Spencer:
What ever do you mean?
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Why are you eating stinky food and dressed like you're about to go tailgating.
Shawn Spencer:
I'll tell you exactly why: because I can.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Okay, I get it. So now that you're single, you're doing all the things Abigail wouldn't let you do while you were dating.
Shawn Spencer:
You nailed it, which is why I'm TiVoing "Blame it on Rio" as we speak. And dude, my favorite ringer is back.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Please tell me it's not...
Shawn Spencer:
[Plays "Shake Your Rump"] Just shake your rump. I also put my favorite piece of art back on the wall.
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
It's not art, Shawn. It's a poster of a hot blond laying on a Corvette that says "Hauling Ass."
Shawn Spencer:
Well, if it's not art, why did I insure it for half a million dollars?
Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Because you're an idiot.
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