Psych2006

[Shawn is undercover, leading a show at the planetarium]

Shawn Spencer:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora Borealis. There are over four... hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean, and that is why it is called Infinitum Starioctopusium.

[constellations light up]

Shawn Spencer:
Ah yes, our glorious constellations. There they all are, take a look. Over here, we have one with a guy holding some sort of... thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish.

Vernon Stallings:
[whispering] You gotta name them.

Shawn Spencer:
Notice straight, straight above you, the Hammer of Jeff. And over there to the south...

Vernon Stallings:
[whispering] North.

Shawn Spencer:
...north, you will see Monkey With Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. Oh, look, there goes an asteroid!

Vernon Stallings:
[whispering] Comet.

Shawn Spencer:
Comet! It's what they named that cleaning solution after. I know it may stink when you leave it in the sink, but boy oh boy, does it clean.