Psych2006

[on their "speed date"]

Shawn Spencer:
You, me, Burgess Meredith, Hume Cronyn, Nipsey Russell, deserted island. Who are you going to sleep with?

Juliet O'Hara:
Wait... so it's you or a bunch of dead guys?

Shawn Spencer:
Fair. I'll give you Scatman Crothers.

Juliet O'Hara:
Dead.

Shawn Spencer:
Flip Wilson?

Juliet O'Hara:
Also dead.

Shawn Spencer:
Donald Pleasance?

Juliet O'Hara:
None of the above.

Shawn Spencer:
None of the above? Jules, are you kidding me? You...

[timer goes off]

Shawn Spencer:
You're going to miss me, aren't you? Little bit? Have fun on your next date. But I want you to think about that, okay? Like, if that really happened?

Juliet O'Hara:
[gets up] Bye, Shawn.