Psych2006

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[In the back of Lassiter's car] He's going to kill us.

Shawn Spencer:
What?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
He hasn't said a word the whole time he's been driving. Face it, Shawn, he's finally snapped.

Shawn Spencer:
He asked us for a favor, that's all. We can leave any time we want. Case in point [tries his window button and nothing happens. Gus does the same and nothing happens]

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
This is all your fault. You and all your practical jokes you play on him.

Shawn Spencer:
Those were team building exercises, to build camaraderie.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
How do you build camaraderie by changing his bank account numbers?

Carlton Lassiter:
[Hearing Shawn and Gus trying to get the window buttons to work] What the hell is going on back there?

Shawn Spencer:
Look, Lassie, I know I've been a tad annoying in the past, but shooting Gus and disposing of his body is the aquifer is not the answer.

Carlton Lassiter:
Don't be ridiculous. I'm not gonna shoot anyone.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
He didn't say anything about knifing anybody.

Shawn Spencer:
Do you really need that clarification?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
It would be nice, yes.

Shawn Spencer:
So what's with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?