Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
Ah, it's like my dad here says all the time, please, help me with my pants for I can no longer control my bowels.

Henry Spencer:
I don't say that.

Shawn Spencer:
Come on up here.

Henry Spencer:
I don't want to.

Shawn Spencer:
Come on, bring me my envelope. It's gonna clear up all kinds of mysteries. Give it up, ladies. And that dude in the third row. How'd he get the invite? I didn't know there were gonna be any-My dad! My dad. He's almost always wrong.

Henry Spencer:
He cried at Benji: The Hunted.

Shawn Spencer:
It's because he was being hunted.

Henry Spencer:
He's afraid of racoons.

Shawn Spencer:
Because they're terrifying, and wear little masks.