Psych2006

Kelly:
[Continuing her confession/explanation] When Ernesto cheated on her she was too weak to stand up for herself. I needed to help her. She was like my best friend.

Quintessa Gabriel:
I barely spoke to her.

Shawn Spencer:
[Normal accent] Really? [Spanish accent] So it was you who replaced the retractable prop knife with the real one!

Kelly:
And he deserved it!

Shawn Spencer:
[Spanish accent] And it was also you who poisoned poor Vincente after it was written that he betrayed Corrin!

Quintessa Gabriel:
But how?

Shawn Spencer:
[Spanish accent] With a meatball.

Jorge:
[Flashback to earlier conversation] Usually I hunger for her meatballs the way a jackal salivates for an injured opossum.

Quintessa Gabriel:
But he wrote the suicide note!

Shawn Spencer:
[Spanish accent] No, he didn't! You should have a degree in being wrong all the time! And she almost got away with it, if it was not for the hairs!

Quintessa Gabriel:
Hairs?

Shawn Spencer:
[Spanish accent] Yes, the hairs from the cheap imitation wig that you put on to emulate Corrin when you committed these murders!

Kelly:
Yes, I did it! And now it's your turn to die!

Shawn Spencer:
[Normal accent] Say what?

Kelly:
For sleeping with Serena when all Corrin did was love you!

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
She's right about that.

[Kelly grabs the nail gun from Quintessa, shoots at Shawn]

Shawn Spencer:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Lassiter and O'Hara grab the gun from Kelly and cuff her, then realize they're live on TV]

Carlton Lassiter:
Uh... hola! Me llamo... Inspector Carleton Lassiter. Me gusta queso.

Juliet O'Hara:
Really, that's what you choose to say?

Carlton Lassiter:
Well, I only took two years in junior high... [They escort Kelly off the set]