Psych2006

Mary:
[holds up Yang's book] I'm assuming you've read this?

Shawn Spencer:
Are you kidding? We're in it. If I'm not mistaken, and I am paraphrasing here, I am introduced on page eleven as a "thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence."

Mary:
That is an exact quote, Shawn.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Do you remember what I was described as?

Mary:
"Laughing on the outside, crying on the inside, the fastidious wrinkle in the brow of Psych."

Shawn Spencer:
True, but she also said that you had "skin of pure cocoa velvetiness."

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
She also said she would like to use that skin to make children's dolls.

Mary:
I'd buy that doll.