Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
Look, I've called in dozens of tips, okay? Just check it out.

Carlton Lassiter:
I did. I checked out a whole lot of stuff. Like, oh, you're currently unemployed, never held a job for more than six months, and you have a criminal record.

Shawn Spencer:
I was eighteen.

Carlton Lassiter:
Oh, eighteen? Oh, well, that makes it okay. Let me just scratch this out.

Shawn Spencer:
I borrowed a car...

Carlton Lassiter:
You stole a car.

Shawn Spencer:
To impress a girl.

Lucinda:
Look, forgive us, Mr. Spencer, if this seems far-fetched.

Shawn Spencer:
Would it help at all if I told you she had a bit of a reputation and I was O for... high school?

[long pause]

Shawn Spencer:
Okay, fine, there were extenuating circumstances. The arresting officer was my father. He was trying to teach me a lesson.

Carlton Lassiter:
Did you learn it?

Shawn Spencer:
I learned I hated my father, so sure.