Psych2006

[Lassiter's surprise birthday party]

Carlton Lassiter:
Why are these people at my house?

Juliet O'Hara:
[confused] They're your friends.

Carlton Lassiter:
No, they're not.

Juliet O'Hara:
Yeah, they are. I got them out of your address book.

Carlton Lassiter:
You took my book?

Juliet O'Hara:
Yes. I admit it, I opened your desk. I didn't want to load you up with a bunch of work people, so I just invited the ones with stars by their names.

Carlton Lassiter:
[angrily] These are all people I put in jail! The stars are repeat offenders.

Karen Vick:
You keep a little black book of people you've arrested?

Carlton Lassiter:
Of course I do.

Shawn Spencer:
Why?

Carlton Lassiter:
To drive by and check on them.

[Lassiter storms into the house]

Juliet O'Hara:
Oh, um... Carlton, where are you going?

Carlton Lassiter:
To pack.

Juliet O'Hara:
Why?

Carlton Lassiter:
Because now they know where I live!