Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
We need information.

Ken:
Whoa, wait. You guys aren't here to pay me for my last day?

Shawn Spencer:
I believe I did pay you.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
We didn't pay him anything.

Shawn Spencer:
We paid him in gratitude and life lessons.

Ken:
I knew I shouldn't have opened this door.

Shawn Spencer:
Ken, don't think of it as not being paid for your last day. Think of it as a surprise two-year vacation.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Unpaid.

Shawn Spencer:
We will hire you back.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Someday.

Shawn Spencer:
Probably not soon, though.

Ken:
Why are you guys here?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
We need information on counterfitting Hong Kong coins.

Shawn Spencer:
And Chinese mafia.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
And we need you to explain the ending of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" to us.

Ken:
What? What, you guys think that because I'm Asian I'm suppose to know all this stuff? That's borderline racist, man.

Shawn Spencer:
Racist? No, I hardly think so. Inappropriate?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Yes.

Shawn Spencer:
Insulting?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Sure.

Shawn Spencer:
Stereotyping?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Sure.

Shawn Spencer:
Not racist.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Maybe a little racist.

Shawn Spencer:
Gus, please. Now, Ken, how many Triads do you know? And/or are you one of them?