Psych2006

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
[Shawn has called Gus out of work by saying his "cat" is in the hospital] So now I have a cat?

Shawn Spencer:
An orange tabby. Last Christmas you made her a tiny Santa hat - it was adorable.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Fantastic - I can't even have a make-believe boy cat.

Shawn Spencer:
Gus, a boy cat wouldn't serve my purposes nearly as well. The next time I need you, Pickles is having kittens.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Pickles?

Shawn Spencer:
Mrs. Pickles is her full name. Though I'm not actually sure cats can marry outside of Boston.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
Yeah well, in a related issue, I'm blocking your number on all the phones in the office.