Psych2006

Shawn Spencer:
What if I do the talking for both of us?

Juliet O'Hara:
Have at it! Do you mind if I read the paper and stare aimlessly out the window while you two talk?

Shawn Spencer:
[laughs] No. Can I get a name to work with?

Juliet O'Hara:
Juliet.

Shawn Spencer:
Well, it's very nice to meet you, Juliet.

Shawn Spencer:
[high-pitched voice] It's nice to meet you too, Shawn, and I'm sorry about your seat, so lunch is on me. So what do you do for a living?

Shawn Spencer:
[own voice] Oh, I do a little bit of everything.

Shawn Spencer:
[high-pitched voice] Oh, that sounds interesting, and maybe a little bit dangerous. Ooh, I like your jacket! I like it a...

Juliet O'Hara:
Okay, can I stop you there? First off, in your portrayal of me, I sound like I'm in eighth grade.

Shawn Spencer:
Well, in my portrayal of you, you only have an eighth grade education.

Juliet O'Hara:
[laughs] Ha.

Shawn Spencer:
All right, I'll smarten you up. Uh... college, yeah? Top of your class, graduated early? Got it.

Shawn Spencer:
[mature female voice] I'm new to town and I don't know many people.

[Shawn Vision of cat hairs on Juliet's shoe]

Shawn Spencer:
[mature female voice] But I do know my cats. Two of them. The gray one's very affectionate. The white one makes me work much, much harder for the attention.

Shawn Spencer:
[own voice] And what about your family?

[Shawn Vision of family photo in Juliet's purse]

Shawn Spencer:
[mature female voice] My family's amazing. My parents have been together for... what is it, thirty years now?

Juliet O'Hara:
[startled] Okay... do we know each other?

Shawn Spencer:
Yes. You're the girl who stole my seat.