Psych2006

Carlton Lassiter:
Then maybe you'd like to tell me who did kill him.

Lyin' Ryan:
An Assassin.

Carlton Lassiter:
An Assassin.

Lyin' Ryan:
A hired assassin. No, two of them actually. Yes, you see, that has to be it. The night before, I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called Fries Cuatro Quesos Dos Fritos. You know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four cheese mixture, fry them three quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chili sour cream. Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise, I had to turn my head and look and that is when I overheard the guy with the curly-Q's on his face tell the other guy at the corner table about the assassination plot.

Shawn Spencer:
Can this be true?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
No way.

Shawn Spencer:
I mean, is it even possible?

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
I couldn't imagine it.

Shawn Spencer:
There's no way you can prepare a fry like that. That'd be way too much for the human palate to manage.

Burton 'Gus' Guster:
It would be a flavor seizure.