Pushing Daisies2007

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Hi, Emerson! Isn't this exciting? [she gets out and he locks her out of the car] Hey!

Emerson Cod:
What's she doing here?

Ned:
Said she didn't climb out of her coffin for me to keep her in a box.

Emerson Cod:
She the boss of you?

Ned:
I'm the boss of me!

Emerson Cod:
Dead girl's gotta go.

Ned:
Dead girl's not going anywhere.

Emerson Cod:
You don't know nothin about her except she had soft lips when she was ten!

Ned:
That should be enough.

Emerson Cod:
Well, I don't like it. [he gets out and Chuck gets in, locking him out] Hey!

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
What did you guys talk about?

Ned:
I'd really like to get out of this car soon.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Is he upset you brought your childhood sweetheart back to life?

Ned:
He barely knows you're here

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Do I really have to sit in back from now on?

Ned:
It's for your own safety.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
You sound like my dad.

Ned:
If my hand brushes yours you'd be dead.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
He didn't say that.

Ned:
[locking the doors] So it's probably better if you stay in the car for these morgue visits. Someone might recognize you. You really can't come in [All three of them standing in the morgue office] Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes "n't", "n't", "caN'T come in"

Emerson Cod:
[to Coroner] Got that hit and run?

Ned:
We're from the Government Safety Place?

Coroner:
Is that a question?

Ned:
Government Safety Place

Coroner:
Mmmm-hmmmmmm