Pushing Daisies2007

Narrator:
The Pie Maker considered what the sentence would be for breaking and entering with no prior convictions.

Ned:
[Emerson pulls out an ID card] Where'd you get that?

Emerson Cod:
Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. they gave me a sample ID badge, which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheating?

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
I dunno. Cause this? [pulls out an identical ID card] I gave the security guard a hug goodbye, my upper body distracted him, while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.

Narrator:
At that moment, the Pie Maker felt a mixture of happiness and trepidation.

Ned:
Why is it always a mixture?