Pushing Daisies2007

Emerson Cod:
I'm not God, but if I was, I'd be an angry god.

Ned:
Oh, we gave it our best shot. So a crash test dummy killed Bernard.

Emerson Cod:
Bernard was delusional.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Still a clue.

Emerson Cod:
It's a dead end. And not the kind of dead end you can undead and then re-dead again. [pointedly to Chuck] Like you're supposed to.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
It's my fault?

Emerson Cod:
When you get all Jabberwocky in my minute, it's hard to follow up on "The dummy did it". Gotta get some real leads now.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Isn't that what a P.I.'s supposed to do? Investigate? Isn't that the fun part?

Emerson Cod:
The fun part's counting my money in the bubble bath