Pushing Daisies2007

Olive Snook:
[about Mamma Jacobs' house] Hansel and Gretel would've lived a lot longer if they had to find this dump.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Hansel and Gretel lived, by the way, once they tricked the witch into the oven, they stole her jewels, went home with their father, only to discover that their stepmother, who had sent them into the woods had died of evilness.

Emerson Cod:
You can't die of evilness.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles:
Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.

Olive Snook:
Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.

Emerson Cod:
Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car.