Pushing Daisies2007

Vivian:
Charlotte was a nice girl.

Lily:
With the exception of puberty

Vivian:
Which was unfortunately when Lily was going through a "change of life".

Lily:
Impolite to discuss a person's menopause in mixed company.

Vivian:
It nearly killed me.

Lily:
Horrible, the way Charlotte died - on a cruise. Last days spent surrounded by middle-aged overweight women who wear sweatshirts with things sewn to them.

Vivian:
Usually kittens made of felt.

Lily:
The food is perfectly atrocious - unless she enjoyed vomiting and diarrhea. I can't imagine she had a good last meal.

Emerson Cod:
Good last meal can go a long way. Our penal system makes a point of it.