QI2003

Rich Hall:
[after being informed that Earth has a second moon called "Cruithne"] So why is there not one romantic song with the word Cruithne in it? "Blue Cruithne of Kentucky"? Or "Cruithne River"? Or...

Alan Davies:
No-one can see it, it's miles away.

Stephen Fry:
Because it was discovered in

[shouts]

Stephen Fry:
nineteen-ninety-f***ing-four!

Jeremy Hardy:
No! That can't be right. Because the song is "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not "with a small friend".