Quantum Leap1989

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Your name is Maxwell Stoddard, you're 79 years old and you're convinced that you've been seeing U.F.O.s.

Dr. Sam Beckett:
I did see one.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Uh, yeah. But see, that's what happens to you, Sam. Ziggy says your memory is Swiss-cheesed with the real Mr. Stoddard, who, by the way right now, is in the waiting room, and he thinks he's on his way to Venus.

Dr. Sam Beckett:
Guy must be terrified.

Admiral Al Calavicci:
Au contraire. He's in heaven. He keeps fingering our clothes. He wants to know what we eat. You know what he says to me? He says, he says, "Take me to your leader." So I turned him over to Gushie. Told him he was the king of the planet Halitosis.