Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[Emmett's handphone rings, and he answers it.] Torso.

Michael Novotny:
[On the phone] It's me.

Emmett Honeycutt:
[On the phone] Oh, my God. Is he dead?

Michael Novotny:
[On the phone] No, but he's gonna wish he was when he finds out his Mom's going to his condo tonight for pajamas.

Emmett Honeycutt:
[On the phone] Oh, sh*t! What if she finds his porn?

Michael Novotny:
[On the phone] And his magazines. And remember his thirty-third birthday last year?

Emmett Honeycutt:
[On the phone] [laughing] When we gave him those thirty-three d*ldos, that was hilarious.

Michael Novotny:
[On the phone] Well, it's not so funny anymore. We've gotta go there and find all thirty-three.

Emmett Honeycutt:
[On the phone] Wait.

Michael Novotny:
[On the phone] What?

Emmett Honeycutt:
[On the phone] What if he's given some as hostess gifts?