Queer as Folk2000

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
I've always said it isn't who you love; it's how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing.

Michael Novotny:
[to Debbie] This is not about you and the Gay Mother of the Year award. This is about Brian's one-night stand.

Justin Taylor:
Not just one.

Michael Novotny:
Don't bet on it. And who here even cares?

Vic Grassi:
I do.

Justin Taylor:
My dad threatened to disown me. He called me a big queer.

Vic Grassi:
He didn't hit you, did he?

Michael Novotny:
Oh, come on, Uncle Vic. You're not gonna listen to this sh*t?

Justin Taylor:
That's why I have to see Brian. He'll let me stay with him.

Michael Novotny:
I don't think so.

Justin Taylor:
Well, then... I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body to gross old homos.

Vic Grassi:
I'll give you twenty bucks. [Debbie hits Vic on his head.] Save him the train fare!

Justin Taylor:
I'm gonna throw up. I gotta vomit.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
Upstairs' bathroom. The one for guests and drama queens. [Justin runs upstairs, while Vic and Michael laugh.] It's not a joke, you know. Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.

Michael Novotny:
Unfortunately, not this one.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
I'm calling his mother.

Michael Novotny:
It's not our business.

Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny:
He may be telling the truth. And even if he isn't, she's gonna be worried.

Vic Grassi:
She's not worried. Now she knows: It's not drugs. It's not booze. He didn't buy an automatic weapon to take down to the Spanish club... It's just cock!