Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[Emmett meets David for the first time.] Oh my God. That guy over there looks exactly like Matthew McConaughey. Maybe he smokes pot, naked. [to David] Excuse me!

Dr. David Cameron:
[laughs] He doesn't hold anything back.

Michael:
He was toning it down for you.

Brian:
[sits on Michael's lap] Where the f*** have you been?

Michael:
Brian, this is David.

Brian:
Oh, f*** me, the new beau!

Dr. David Cameron:
I've heard a lot about you.

Brian:
I've heard a lot about you too. Sixteen right, eleven left?

Dr. David Cameron:
Excuse me?

Michael:
Nothing. [to Brian] You're tweaked, what are you on?

Brian:
Oh, E, K, G.H.B. Most of the letters on "Sesame Street".

Michael:
You'll get dehydrated, taking all that sh*t. I'm gonna get you some water. [to David] You want a beer?

Dr. David Cameron:
Sure. [Michael leaves] You've got him well trained.

Brian:
Well, he takes care of me, and I take care of him. So, Doc, do you f*** all of your patients?

Dr. David Cameron:
Well, if you're referring to Michael I released him from my care, before we went out together. What about you? What do you do?

Brian:
Advertising.

Dr. David Cameron:
Well, you must know a thing or two about screwing people yourself.

Brian:
Yeah, I could do it in my sleep.

Dr. David Cameron:
I bet you could.