Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[referring to the hot guy who walks by at Babylon] My God..., have you ever seen anything more beautiful.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Venice. At sunset.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Fine. You go down the Grand Canal. I'll go down on him. [jokingly follows after guy]

Michael Novotny:
[voice over narration] Emmett can be a little campy. Okay, a lot campy. But you gotta admit, these days it takes real guts to be a queen in a world full of commoners.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
The problem with perfection... is its inability to recognize anything less perfect than itself.

Emmett Honeycutt:
In other words, you hit on him and he turned you down.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
...Yeah.

Michael Novotny:
[voice over narration] Ted's this really smart guy, and he's got a really big heart. Only nobody here's interested in the size of that organ.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Why am I wasting my time staring at a bunch of over-pumped princesses with I.Q.'s smaller than their waists...? [Ted froze as a hot guy walked past him] Jesus, look at him!

Michael Novotny:
[voice over narration] Like I said, it's all about sex. 'Except when you're having it. And then it's all about, "Will he stay?", "Will he go?", "How am I doing?", "What am I doing?". Unless, of course, you're Brian Kinney. And then it's "Who gives a f*** what you think? You're lucky to have me".