Queer as Folk2000

Brian:
[Lindsey has just given birth to Brian's son, Gus] Alone at last! [jumps on the hospital bed]

Lindsay:
Careful!

Brian:
Well here we are, maw and paw. [Lindsay starts crying]

Brian:
Hey! [strokes her cheek]

Lindsay:
Don't mind me, just feeling a little vulnerable.

Brian:
I promise not to tell.

Lindsay:
Who woulda thought, you and me, parents!

Brian:
It's pretty scary, boys and girls. You think it's too late to return it?

Lindsay:
We could try! [they laugh] I guess this means we're finally grownups.

Brian:
Don't say that, Wendy, we'll never grow up!

Lindsay:
Don't be scared. Hell, if our parents could f*** up, so can we!

Brian:
I don't want you to worry. About money, I mean. If you need anything...

Lindsay:
No, we'll be alright. But thanks. [kisses his cheek]

Brian:
I would have f***ed you, ya know. If I wasn't afraid your lover'd beat the sh*t out of me.

Lindsay:
Stop!

Brian:
I mean it. She could take on Oscar de la Renta!

Lindsay:
You mean La Hoya. [she mock-punches his jaw]

Brian:
Whatever.

Lindsay:
Well, you had plenty of chances.

Brian:
I took advantage of a few, if I recall.

Lindsay:
It wasn't half bad!

Brian:
Now you tell me? You mean I could have been straight this whole time?

Lindsay:
I wouldn't say that!

Brian:
I guess it's just as well. [they kiss]