Queer as Folk2000

[first lines]

Brian Kinney:
Hey, see that guy? [points to an old man] He just turned thirty. That's what you're gonna look like in a couple of days, Mikey.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Oh, don't listen to him. You look like you're ten.

Brian Kinney:
Yeah, but this strange thing happens on your thirtieth. You look great the night before, but then you wake up the next morning and your ass is down to there, and your dick disappears.

Ted:
Well, I'm thirty three, what does that make me!

Brian Kinney:
Did you guys just hear something, like a voice from the dead?