Queer as Folk2000

Brian:
[Emmett has come to beg Brian to help Ted] You might have called first.

Emmett:
If I had, you would've been in a meeting, right? So, this is the inner sanctum of the great god Kinney. Where men's fates are decided.

Brian:
What, did Theodore send you down here to throw yourself on my mercy?

Emmett:
He has no idea I'm here, and I have no intention of throwing myself at your mercy, or anything else for that matter.

Brian:
What a relief! I can come out from behind the desk! [walks to door and opens it]

Emmett:
You realize, of course, there's a very good chance he'll go to jail.

Brian:
Well tell him to look on the bright side. At least he'll get f***ed regularly.

Emmett:
[walks to the door and closes it again] I suppose that's meant to be witty. We all know about your charming sense of humour but we also know that deep down, you care about us, even though you'd never admit it. Which is why I've come...

Brian:
I've already told Ted there's nothing I can do...

Emmett:
I know what you told him. I also know what you think about Teddy and me, that we're just a couple of silly queens setting up house, that it'll never work. Well, there was a time when I would've thought exactly the same thing. But miracle of miracles, I have never been happier in my entire life. And you want to know why? Because he gives me love, and respect. And now it is my turn to give him something back. Now I swore to myself this wasn't going to wind up an old Lana turner movie, but it looks like that's the direction it's headed, so I'm going to make Lana proud. Please, Brian I am begging you. Help him.