Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
Ted, have you ever asked yourself: 'Is going to tea-dances with Brian and having indiscriminate sex with countless strangers is really the life I want?'

Ted Schmidt:
I have. And the answer is, you bet your ass it is.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Have you ever wondered yourself, 'Is this the life God wants for me?'

Ted Schmidt:
Well, I suppose in his infinite wisdom, he decided that somebody had to live in Pittsburgh.

Emmett Honeycutt:
Have you ever wondered 'Is there a better life?

Ted Schmidt:
Yeah, I could have a ten-inch dick and look like him.