Queer as Folk2000

Michael Novotny:
Okay, we've done toilet paper, paper towels, paper napkins, paper plates... [looking for Tracy] Tracy? Trace?

Tracy:
I'm here.

Michael Novotny:
Where?

Tracy:
In feminine hygiene. I'm checking panty liners, light days and heavy days.

Michael Novotny:
So how're we doing?

Tracy:
We're heavy on light days and light on heavy days.

Michael Novotny:
Gotcha. Let's move on.

Tracy:
It's always work with you. Don't you ever have fun?

Michael Novotny:
Yeah, I have fun. I have lots of fun.

Tracy:
Really? Because you never want to go out with us after work.

Michael Novotny:
I've gone out with you guys.

Tracy:
Once. Marley says, no one knows what you're really like. That you probably lead this double life.

Michael Novotny:
She's right. I'm not who I appear to be. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. The truth is, when I was a boy, I was exposed to a laser light show at a KISS concert. And after that, I developed a strange power to see into people's minds... To read their most private thoughts. "I'm going to rob a bank! I'm going to blow up a bridge!". Since then, I set out to prevent crimes before they happen and my real name... is 'Laserman'.

Tracy:
So Laserman, what am I thinking?

Michael Novotny:
Umm... We should probably get back to work. [falls off the ladder]

Tracy:
Mike?