Queer as Folk2000

Emmett Honeycutt:
[talking about David] ...It's every mother's dream.

Michael Novotny:
Just be sure not to tell mine. I don't need her to know every time I go out.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Every time you go out is once a year.

Michael Novotny:
Thanks for keeping count.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
Accounting is my life.

Emmett Honeycutt:
So, what's he like?

Michael Novotny:
Old.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
What's old?

Michael Novotny:
Older than you? Probably... forty?

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
That is old.

Emmett Honeycutt:
On the other hand, they don't come as quick, and they have lots of money. So where's he taking you?

Michael Novotny:
Some place called Pappagano.

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
I hope he's paying.

Michael Novotny:
Is it expensive?

Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt:
A medium-priced entr?e is more than your tax return.

Michael Novotny:
Sh*t.