Queer as Folk2000

Debbie Novotny:
Detectiv Horvarth, out of all the places in greater pittsburgh, what brings you to our humble little establishment?

Detective Carl Horvath:
I have a date. [Brian enters] And here he is.

Debbie Novotny:
What, did you convert him?

Brian Kinney:
Coffee, Deb, please

Detective Carl Horvath:
You were right.

Brian Kinney:
Those are my three favourite words after "nine inches cut"

Debbie Novotny:
About what?

Brian Kinney:
Um, the cream.

Debbie Novotny:
What, did it turn?

Detective Carl Horvath:
It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

Debbie Novotny:
For your information, i just poured it.

Detective Carl Horvath:
I'm referring to a sperm sample from an officer tThis kid hunter said he saw with the victim.