Queer as Folk2000

[Michael, Ben and Hunter just spoke to a high-school principal about Hunter returning to school]

Professor Ben Bruckner:
At least now we finally get to know all about you.

Michael:
Name?

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
Hunter.

Michael:
Hunter what?

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
Just hunter.

Michael:
You think you're an aging rock diva?

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
Last names tend to get in the way of my work.

Professor Ben Bruckner:
Wait, from now on, the only work you're doing is homework. Out with it.

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
James Hunter Montgomery.

Michael:
Nice to meet you, jimmy.

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
Shut up.

Professor Ben Bruckner:
When were you born?

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
I wasn't born. My mother was too drunk to give birth, So i was delivered, 16 glorious years ago last tuesday.

Michael:
Last tuesday? You had a birthday last week and you didn't tell us?

Professor Ben Bruckner:
We could've done something to celebrate.

James 'Hunter' Montgomery:
Like blow out a candle? I blew three tricks that day. Made 150 bucks. That's what I call celebrating.