Redmonton2015

Eve:
Wow. You need to calm down.

Caroline:
Seriously. Who does this?

Eve:
Did she text?

Caroline:
Course not! I don't know why we bother. She always does this. She's probably drinking mojitos and having rooftop sex with some hipster mime artist.

Eve:
That wouldn't surprise me.

Caroline:
This is so typical. She's completely disappeared the last couple of months. She never returns my calls.

Alison:
What if she's hurt or something?

Caroline:
At this rate, getting run over by a bus is the only excuse I'm taking.

Eve:
You're such a mean drunk.