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Reno 911!2003

Reno 911! is an American comedy television series on Comedy Central that ran from 2003 to 2009. It is a mockumentary-style parody of law enforcement documentary shows, specifically Cops, with comic actors playing the police officers. Most of the mat… more »


Deputy S. Jones:
I've dealt with your damm advances for years now, and I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it, I'm straight, okay? You ever hear of sexual harassment? Ever hear of that? What do you take me for, I'm a punkass? F*** you man, f*** you! [He throws his wine on Dangle's shirt] I can't believe this! I had sh*t to do today!

Lt. Jim Dangle:
[crying] I'm just so lonely...

Deputy S. Jones:
Save that sh*t, save it... a new low. A new f***ing low!

Lt. Jim Dangle:
I just need somebody to help me... [Keeps on crying] I'm going inside now... I'm sorry if I like you. [He goes behind his moving van]

Deputy S. Jones:
[pause] Hell, I'll try anything once, I guess.

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