Reno 911!2003

Reverend Gigg LeCarp:
[the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherf***er! You cocksucker! You kicked the sh*t out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, f*** you! F***ing rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves] Payback's a b*tch! You kicked the sh*t out of me!

Lt. Jim Dangle:
[Trying to open the door] The door's locked.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
We're probably in a, in a commercial break.

Deputy Travis Junior:
He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away]

Lt. Jim Dangle:
When's the new jailer getting here?

Deputy Travis Junior:
Tuesday. Three day weekend.

Lt. Jim Dangle:
Aw... we had to do this on a Friday.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest]

Deputy Williams:
You gonna hold it in like the rest of us!

Lt. Jim Dangle:
Number One's only! Number One's only!