Reno 911!2003

Lt. Jim Dangle:
I think you should take the fifth with the D.A. Do you know what the fifth is?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
You mean tell them that I did it?

Lt. Jim Dangle:
No that's not the fifth. The fifth is your right to not say anything at all. Can you do that for me?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Why do you - why?

Lt. Jim Dangle:
Because you, you - you know the little bird in your mouth who says terrible things sometimes?

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
Well I have told him specifically, "You stay home with the monkey in my brain" who I asked to please never come back again; and I, this time I really yelled. I yelled so much that my neighbor came to the door and said, "Is everything ok?" and I said, "Everything is fine. I've asked the monkey in my brain to please quiet down and take the bird in my mouth with it." So this time, Jim, I'm not worried about it. Plus, I called my doctor and he said I could up my meds just for the day.

Lt. Jim Dangle:
I think that's a wonderful idea.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:
It's gonna dry me up like there's no tomorrow, but it's worth it for this.