Robot Chicken2005

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[at The Krusty Krab] Krabby Patties are made out of crab! [customers gasp, as one customer retches]

Mr. Krabs:
[chuckles] Everybody knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Then explain this! [holds a box of crab legs] You said you fired Carl the night janitor. But this is his tattoo! [holds crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose"]

Mr. Krabs:
[grabs SpongeBob] You little yellow bastard! I treated you like a son, me boy!

SpongeBob SquarePants:
It's not just crabs! [looks over to Squidward] Squidward, those calamari rings are squid!

[Squidward vomits]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
And your Chicken-Of-The-Sea salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken-Of-The-Sea is TUNA!

[a customer pushes away his bowl. Everyone surrounds Mr. Krabs]

Fish:
You fed us to us?

Fish 2:
Are we paying you to kill us?

SpongeBob SquarePants:
You're disgusting.

Mr. Krabs:
No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended.

[everyone except SpongeBob start to beat up Mr. Krabs]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
[sighs] I'm just glad nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge.

[a very fat man sits on a bed with a nurse]

Nurse:
Okay, just got to scrub deep within your rolls of fat, and we're done.

[the nurse starts scrubbing the man with a sponge. SpongeBob pushes the scene aside]

SpongeBob SquarePants:
I SAID, "NOTHING DISGUSTING EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!"

Nurse:
[splat] Oh, I hope that's pudding in there.