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Darth Vader:
Turn to the dark side, and join me.
Luke Skywalker:
I'll never join you! You killed my father!
Darth Vader:
No, Luke. I am your father!
Luke Skywalker:
That's not true!... That's impossible!
Darth Vader:
And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke Skywalker:
That's not true! That's... impropable!
Darth Vader:
And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke Skywalker:
That's... very unlikely.
Darth Vader:
And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Luke Skywalker:
...Huh?
[time passes]
Darth Vader:
And "the Force?" Well, that's just microscopic bateria in your bloodstream called "Midichlorians".
Luke Skywalker:
[smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.
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