Robot Chicken2005

Darth Vader:
Turn to the dark side, and join me.

Luke Skywalker:
I'll never join you! You killed my father!

Darth Vader:
No, Luke. I am your father!

Luke Skywalker:
That's not true!... That's impossible!

Darth Vader:
And Princess Leia is your sister!

Luke Skywalker:
That's not true! That's... impropable!

Darth Vader:
And the empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

Luke Skywalker:
That's... very unlikely.

Darth Vader:
And as a child, I built C-3PO!

Luke Skywalker:
...Huh?

[time passes]

Darth Vader:
And "the Force?" Well, that's just microscopic bateria in your bloodstream called "Midichlorians".

Luke Skywalker:
[smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.