Rome2005

Titus Pullo:
Here I come, girls! I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke and f*** every whore in the city.

Lucius Vorenus:
Show some dignity. You're under the standard.

Titus Pullo:
Well, talk to him! [Points toward Marc Anthony, who is having sex in uniform with a young girl alongside the road]

Lucius Vorenus:
He's not... under the standard.

Titus Pullo:
Three hours away from a wife he hasn't seen in eight years. The man's terrified.

Gaius Octavian:
Surely a reunion is a happy event.

Lucius Vorenus:
Talk of something else!

Titus Pullo:
What if she's lost her teeth? What if she's got skinny, or if she's been letting other men get between her legs?

Lucius Vorenus:
Silence!