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[On the field of Philippi, shortly before the battle begins]

Marcus Junius Brutus:
Heavens, I entirely forgot! Today's your birthday, isn't it?

Cassius:
Is it? I believe you're right.

Marcus Junius Brutus:
[shaking Cassius' hand] Happy Birthday. Sorry there's no cake.

Cassius:
Next year, eh? You bake me an extra big one.

Marcus Junius Brutus:
I shan't forget.

Cassius:
No cinnamon. Makes me sneeze.

[On the other side of the battlefield]

Mark Antony:
If you need to urinate, now would be the time.

Gaius Octavian:
I'm fine, thank you.

Mark Antony:
Sure? Let us begin then. Watch closely, boy. This is how history is made. [raising his hand] Now, let's have some fun!

[He gives the signal to advance]

Antony's Centurion:
ADVANCE!

[On the other side:
]

Cassius:
[raises his hand, then hesitates] Sorry, rude of me. Would you like the honor?

Marcus Junius Brutus:
No no, you do it by all means.

Cassius:
Thank you. [gives the signal to advance]

Cassius's Centurion:
ADVANCE!